Saturday, 18 February 2006

SR : Sheeba Regina
Mood:  cheeky
Now Playing: A View From The Palace
Topic: Under My Paw
My my my but it's been a long time since I've taken pen in paw ...so to speak! A Queen is so busy, that times seems to fly by! Well...I'm back!
Da hoomin had to undergo some rigorous re-training a couple of months ago, he actually thought (in the limited way hoomins can think that is) HE was going to control raisin distribution! If dat wasn't nervy enough...he CONFINED me to da bedroom one night! Oh he claims it was an accident (THUMP)- accident my fluffy butt! There was no litterbox, no water, and mommy slave was sleeping! Your Queen was one angry bunny, I did get even though, da daddy slave needed an attytude 'justment.
Sooooo.....I soaked his pillow, and a day later soaked HIS side ob da bed. He got da message...kind of. Can somebun tell me why dese hoomins tink dey are so smart? He actually thought dat by MAKING ME WAIT for da raisins at night, while he put dem in his hand...he'd solve da "bunny paw in da face problem"! It was not a problem; I simply like to place my paws on his face, and stuff dem in his mouth while waiting for my tweets! What's da problem dere??? Anyway, dere he was...in his undies...dissin' me wit his back to me (gibbin ME da RHB)...makin' me wait while he transferred da raisins in his hand. I tracked his rather large behind (giggle), leaned forward, and CHOMP! Bit him good! You should hab seen him jump bwahahahahahahah!
Da yell eben woke up da mommy slabe, and she wasn't berry happy 'bout all his noise!
Tings are back to normal now; da slabe knows his place, I have a new soft bedspread to rest on, and daddy slabe got me a new comb (I love it when he gently combs out my fur at night).
I've got plans for tonight; going to visit Casper and the rest ob da Haven Heathens.In da meantime, remember:
Play hard, eat well, and nap often!
Sheeba:Queen of Her Domain And All Who Reside Therein

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Updated: Saturday, 18 February 2006 3:25 PM EST

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