Monday, 31 January 2005

View From The Palace
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: A Queen's work is nebber done
Topic: caution:slow hoomin
Hoomins hoomins hoomins- what is wrong wit dem? I spend hours patiently showing Papa da way and all, and still he takes forebber and a day to catch on. Ah-I've gotten ahead ob myself.
As you all know, I started dis blog yesterday, and all I asked him to do was put a link to it on his email signiture thingy. Simple enuff. Not wit dopey err I mean Papa.After serving me my breakfast, and after his morning tea, he set about his assignment. Problem was; he didn't hab a clue as to how to do innyfing!I ended up rolling on da floor-my feets in da air kicking as I laughed at his failed attempts.It was wike watchin a dawg chase it's tail!
Oh he asked for help; after all, why not make someone else misrable too!So he went and bothered Auntie Linette and she did provide him wit solushuns but...(all together now) "he didn't hab a clue". Bwa hahahaha. After hours ob amusement, I couldn't take it inny more, and lent a paw. I stood up on me back feets wookin at da tellyfone. Aha-he unnerstood me and called da isp people (whatebber an isp is; do dey speak in ippish...funny: you don't wook ippish), and dey telled him how ta do it.
Sukcess at wast, only it was due to Me -da Queen, Auntie Linette, an da ispish peeple (and da slabe, but he just listened to da smart peeple tanks to my idea).
So my deer subjects,I'm a bit tired out frum all ob dis work and agryvashun and need a beauty nap. Until tomorrow my fellow buns- I bid you a good night and nose bonks.
Sheeba-Queen Ob Her Realm And all Who Reside Therein

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