Friday, 4 February 2005

View From The Palace
Mood:  celebratory
Topic: Lepus Victorious
Victory. What a day for RIFRAF and all ob Bunnydom. The (formally)Mean Tina is once again Tina. She gave in to our weasonable demands - after a bit ob perswayshun.
Hooray for us! Hooray for Tina. Everybunny wins!!!But let us not dwell on dis too much and rub pooties in da wound (Na-na-na-na-na)
Your Queen is tired dis ebening, it's hard (and hungry) work pweparing for a celybwashun.Papa (da dadday slabe) has a birfday commin up (Casper weminded me-oooh I wub dat wittle marhsmellow). For his gift, I've decreed dat da underling may hab extwe time to pet, stroke, kiss, and udderwise worship me; wot mor cud a hoomin slabe ask for?
Speaking ob tweets, today while patwoling my Realm, I sniffed sumthin gud commin frum da bedroom. Dere was da daddy slabe eatin strawberry short cake. Up I jumped, and gabe him "da wook"(made famous by Wickett Mort): at once my well trained slabe began wiping da whipped cweem off ob da strawberrys, and fed dem to me as fast as I could eat dem. Yummy yummy yummy yum! Dadda slabe ended up haben non-strawberry strawbeey shortcake bwahahahaha ! Sheeba Rules!!
Well my fellow buns, on dat happy note I bid you all a good night. Wemember-play hard, eat well, and nap often.
Sheeba Queen Ob Her Realm And All Who Reside Therein

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