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Sunday, 20 February 2005
SR : Sheeba Regina
Mood:
 cheeky
Now Playing: View From The Palace
Topic: Perfection reflections
Greetings my subjects! We rabbits hab much wesponsibility as da most tellygent cweetures on da pwanet.Da hoomins fink dey are cause dey hab dis opposing thumb/forefinger tingy&dere ability to make a bunch ob noise. I hab written about dat before, but it bears repeatin. Ya see: to some species much is gibben, to udders much is expected,but our species (lagomorpha) has a rondayvu wit destiny (dats a paraphrase frum a speech written by a famous dawg named Fala, for a his hoomin-a leader ob udder hoomins). Now you may ask wot is da point ob all dis tawkin? I'll tell you; it has to do wit sumfing called purfekshun. What is purfekshun? Well it's many tings to many species. As usual, da hoomins hab it all screwed up. Dey are unner da impwesshun dat unwess ebryting happens da way dey thought it wood, zackly as dey planned it,den dey hab failed-hab screwed up. Isn't dat sad my friends? No bunny has total controlob ebryting all ob da time!Lemmie ask you; how many ob you hab dropped a pooty (by accydint)when runnun da bunny 500? Ebber gwab a tweet and run off off wit it, only to discober dat you've dwopped it somewhere along da line? Ebber been weally so angry wit your noncompwient slabe (like Lynn Ritchie) dat you were weddy to punish him/her, when sumfing comes ober you so dat when da lowly slabe appears, yore heart melts and you say awww, come here wittle hoomin and yu may gimmie a kissy? I'll answer dat. we all hab, eben me, Sheeba yore Queen! Do you wealize dat hoomins hab yet to unnerstan dis? Dey stribe fur purfekshun-wot a waste ob time (dey should be impwoving dere skills at serbing us). Hoomins get all stwessed out-eben da best ob dem. I ask you, my subjects- to use yore bunny mind contwol to impwint dis impawtent idea into their wittle developing minds: " Hoomins pwoposes, but da bunnys disposes ". Your Queen must bid yu good evening now, as she must meet wit members ob RIFRAF to deal wit a revolting slabe in Canada.Tings might get nasty,be pwepared. Eat well, play hard, and nap often. Sheeba Queen Ob Her Realm And All Who Reside Therein.
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