Saturday, 5 February 2005

SR : Sheeba Regina
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: View From The Palace
Topic: Housebweak yore hoomin
Gweetings fellow buns,
I address you about a subject near and deer: absolute contwol ob yore hoomin(s). Now we must consider da fact da dey are not da bwite-est cweetures on da ert. Dey hab deese fingers and thums dat make dem tink dat dey is speshul, and dey are; DEY ARE SPESHULLY MADE TO SERV US. Da twik is tweeking dere simple minds in da wite direcshun. Dis is ware Bunny Mind Contwol comes in.
In my studies bout da subject at paw, I hab discobered dat difrent buns hab difrent secret ways to 'complish dis. Da mostest poular is da whisker-twitch teckneek. It worc wike dis; wen in da woom wit da hapless hoomin, swoly start to twitch da whiskers,spped it up gradg-u-el makin da whiskers twitch faster and faster. Ebentwo-ally, da whiskers will weech harmonic resonance, and will make da slabe go into a stupor; you can twance yore hoomin. Frum dere, you merly put sugstshuns in his mind (eat dose nice peanuts,or gib da bunny some tweets now).
My faborite way is usin da nose twitch. I twitch da nose (mine silly), faster and faster till da hoomin is in my total contwol; wait ,da hoomins ARE always in my contwol. Well, dey are so unner my twnacy powers, dat dey do anyfing I ask. Twwets you wonder
bah;dats kits pway. I make em teech me to dwive da car, gimmie da keys, and bestest ob all: go ta bed earlyat my "sugestshun-so I may entertane my bunfriends.
Housebweaking your hoomin can be done you unnerstan, just pwactice twancing dem and you will see.
Now I'm off for my nightly inspecshun ob da Realm. Scuse me - (hey you hoomin-"twitch twitch twitch" peel me a gwape, and gib me a nanna.
Gotta go-eating.
Wemember: play hard, eat well, and nap often.

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Updated: Sunday, 6 February 2005 12:01 AM EST

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